The United Kingdom of Free kingdom of Alexandria is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 145 million Free kingdom of Alexandrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The very strong Free kingdom of Alexandrian economy, worth 8.64 trillion Zimlons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,605 Zimlons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, cities in Free kingdom of Alexandria declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime is moderate. Free kingdom of Alexandria's national animal is the Dragão, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free kingdom of Alexandria is ranked 138,834^th in the world and 112^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 702.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.